? BREAKING: LASG don press pause on building approvals for Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road. Wahala no too much, but...

Gist dey be say:
Lagos State don put building approvals on hold for that whole coastal road stretch — Lagos to Calabar matter don choke small.

? According to the Honourable Commissioner for Physical Planning & Urban Things, Dr. Oluyinka Olumide, dem no just wake up talk this one. Na because this road wey dey run coast-to-coast don scatter some of dem big big plans.

??‍♂️ Plans wey don chop planning money like:

• Ode-Omi Action Area Plan ✅

• Ibeju-Lekki Model City Plan ?️

• Lekki Master Plan wey still dey cook ?

? So for now, no more new building approvals for that area. Dem wan first align things make e no be like say everyone dey freestyle anyhow.

"Make we no go dey build mansion wey go later block express road," one agbero planning expert talk (okay, not real quote... but you get the point).

? Lagos State Physical Planning Permit Authority don receive memo:
"Pause all approvals, no shakara, until we yarn una again."

? Meanwhile, LASG talk say dem still committed to:

• Building better Lagos ?

• No more ‘anyhowness’ for construction

• Make everywhere clean, organized, livable, and fine like Banana Island light ?️✨

So until further notice...

? If you dey plan to build near Lagos-Calabar road, abeg chill small. No vex. Na alignment we dey do, no be witchcraft.